I’m 34 years old.\u00a0 My crows feet are getting a little more pronounced. \u00a0 I have a profound lack of energy most days, particularly between 1:30 and 6:30pm.\u00a0 My bones crack, my jaw clicks, and after rising from a squatting position, I hobble through my first steps.\u00a0 If nobody’s looking, I’ll get on all-fours to go up stairs.\u00a0 Every so often a stalk of a gray hair appears overnight, four inches long and sticking bolt upright from my scalp, at which point I yank it savagely from its cozy foundation.<\/p>\n
So first off, I feel it’s profoundly unjust that I still get zits in the quantity that I do.\u00a0 But let’s pretend for a moment that it’s fair that wrinkles and blemishes live concurrently on the same face.\u00a0 Let’s grant the premise.\u00a0 Well, if that’s the case, a pimple should be EITHER enormous OR flaming red OR painful, but not all three.\u00a0 NOT.\u00a0 ALL.\u00a0 THREE.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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