{"id":325,"date":"2009-12-21T20:25:08","date_gmt":"2009-12-22T01:25:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=325"},"modified":"2009-12-29T15:25:15","modified_gmt":"2009-12-29T20:25:15","slug":"a-new-low","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/21\/a-new-low\/","title":{"rendered":"A New Low"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a cat, Maxwell.\u00a0 He&#8217;ll be 17 in July.\u00a0 Maxwell, as you may recall, is <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=231\">in renal failure<\/a>.\u00a0 In the last few months, he&#8217;s started pissing outside his litter box&#8212;on the floor, on the bathmat, on plastic bags, on clothing that didn&#8217;t quite make it to the hamper, and most notably on the kitchen table.<\/p>\n<p>This afternoon my animals and I were in a pile on the couch, as we are wont to be, a m\u00e9lange of the limbs, heads, torsos, and tails of three species.\u00a0 Maxwell stood up, shimmied backward a little bit, and peed directly on Redford&#8217;s face.\u00a0 Redford only sort of noticed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a cat, Maxwell.\u00a0 He&#8217;ll be 17 in July.\u00a0 Maxwell, as you may recall, is in renal failure.\u00a0 In the last few months, he&#8217;s started pissing outside his litter box&#8212;on the floor, on the bathmat, on plastic bags, on clothing that didn&#8217;t quite make it to the hamper, and most notably on the kitchen &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/21\/a-new-low\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A New Low<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animules","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=325"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":362,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325\/revisions\/362"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}