{"id":3221,"date":"2011-09-22T20:35:34","date_gmt":"2011-09-23T00:35:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=3221"},"modified":"2011-09-22T20:36:10","modified_gmt":"2011-09-23T00:36:10","slug":"the-521-slim-taper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/22\/the-521-slim-taper\/","title":{"rendered":"The 521 Slim Taper"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m a terrible market-ee. Sometimes people will post about the ads that are popping up on their Facebook page or whatever, and every time, I’m like, “There are ads on Facebook?” Swear to god, I never look at the sidebars. It’s like I have a special talent for blocking out advertising.<\/p>\n

And yet. In the last week, I’ve noticed<\/p>\n

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this photo has popped up for me on a number of sites.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Now, why am I noticing this one?<\/p>\n

Could be because they’re dudes’ jeans, and I’m wondering why they’re advertising men’s clothing to me?<\/p>\n

Could be. But it’s probably because THEY’RE THE UGLIEST THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN.<\/p>\n

I’m no fashion plate, clearly<\/a>, but does anyone not think these are heinous?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m a terrible market-ee. Sometimes people will post about the ads that are popping up on their Facebook page or whatever, and every time, I’m like, “There are ads on Facebook?” Swear to god, I never look at the sidebars. It’s like I have a special talent for blocking out advertising. And yet. In the … Continue reading The 521 Slim Taper<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ask-the-ab","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3221","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3221"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3221\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3225,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3221\/revisions\/3225"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}