{"id":3089,"date":"2011-11-16T21:10:43","date_gmt":"2011-11-17T02:10:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=3089"},"modified":"2011-11-16T21:10:43","modified_gmt":"2011-11-17T02:10:43","slug":"dear-redford-part-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/11\/16\/dear-redford-part-6\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Redford, Part 6"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In some ways, you&#8217;re the same little puppy you always were, and in others, you&#8217;ve changed so much.<\/p>\n<p>The sameness:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>You still <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=1294\">love hoomin beings<\/a> like whoa.<\/li>\n<li>You frequently execute your <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=1530\">signature move<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>You remain hungry all the time, and you don&#8217;t hesitate to\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=863\">let me know<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>You bark that <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=41\">big houndy bark<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>I often have to shoo you\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=1958\">off the picnic table<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>That <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=654\">drinking problem<\/a>\u00a0has not resolved itself.<\/li>\n<li>You still\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=2563\">love CrossFit<\/a>\u00a0(though maybe a little less now that Coach Phil has moved on). The other day, I tied you to\u00a0the 70-lb. kettlebell, a.k.a. the Yellow Submarine, a.k.a. Kristen&#8217;s Bitch,\u00a0and you started dragging it around like, fun! sled-pulls!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3499\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3499\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Kristens-Bitch.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3499\" title=\"Kristen's Bitch\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Kristens-Bitch-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Kristens-Bitch-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Kristens-Bitch.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3499\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">That says 16 kg, but it&#39;s actually 32, a.k.a. 70.4 lbs.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>(Alas, as of yesterday, you&#8217;re not allowed to go to the gym anymore. New policy: no dogs allowed. I haz a sad.)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever mentioned this before, but you have the same snacking protocol you&#8217;ve always had. That is, you have one little requirement. When we were at Cuttyhunk this summer, Margo gave you and Violet each a beef-basted bone. Violet went to town on hers, while you jogged repeatedly to one end of the porch and back. Margo finally said, &#8220;Redford! Eat your bone!&#8221; and I had to explain that you need something soft to lie on in order to eat snacks. She scoffed&#8230; but draped a beach towel on the planks, and you plopped down on it and started gnawing away.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>As for the changes, there are two main ones. First, you weigh 82 pounds now, little man, and second, well, you&#8217;ve gotten a bit squirrelly. You get aggressive on the leash when we walk by other dogs, and even a visit to the dog park a few weeks ago ended badly, with you scaring the shit out of a shepherdy-mutt-dog. She was\u00a0nervous, hovering, getting up in your business, but you most definitely over-reacted. It made me sad because I remember the days when you never met a dog you didn&#8217;t want to make out with. During all this time spent trying to let Violet recuperate from her surgeries, we haven&#8217;t been as social, and I think you&#8217;ve forgotten how to be with other dogs. And that makes me feel guilty and angry and frustrated.<\/p>\n<p>But the other thing that has stayed the same is I love you like always. Madly and forever.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3510\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3510\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Redford@CFD.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3510\" title=\"Redford@CFD\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Redford@CFD-300x239.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"239\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Redford@CFD-300x239.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Redford@CFD.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3510\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">You&#39;re my best boy.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Love,<\/p>\n<p>Amy<\/p>\n<p>Photos by Kate &#8220;The Ginger Menace&#8221; and\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/atdenton.tumblr.com\/\">ATD<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In some ways, you&#8217;re the same little puppy you always were, and in others, you&#8217;ve changed so much. The sameness: You still love hoomin beings like whoa. You frequently execute your signature move. You remain hungry all the time, and you don&#8217;t hesitate to\u00a0let me know. You bark that big houndy bark. I often have &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/11\/16\/dear-redford-part-6\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dear Redford, Part 6<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3089","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animules","category-liftin-heavy-objects-over-ma-head"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3089","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3089"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3089\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3513,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3089\/revisions\/3513"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3089"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3089"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3089"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}