{"id":304,"date":"2009-12-13T17:39:48","date_gmt":"2009-12-13T22:39:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=304"},"modified":"2009-12-29T15:25:15","modified_gmt":"2009-12-29T20:25:15","slug":"look-ma-we-kilt-it-we-kilt-it-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/13\/look-ma-we-kilt-it-we-kilt-it-good\/","title":{"rendered":"Look, Ma, We Kilt It!  We Kilt It Good."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is what happens when my dogs haven&#8217;t had enough exercise and I decide to take five minutes to shower:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_305\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-305\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-305\" title=\"IMG_2985\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/IMG_2985-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_2985\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/IMG_2985-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/IMG_2985-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-305\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">RIP Down Pillow<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_306\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-306\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-306\" title=\"IMG_2986\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/IMG_2986-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"I apologize.  My behavior was regrettable.\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/IMG_2986-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/IMG_2986-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-306\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I apologize.  My behavior was regrettable.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_307\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-307\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-307\" title=\"IMG_2990\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/IMG_2990-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"Look.  Der's a fedder stuck in my nosstrull.\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/IMG_2990-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/IMG_2990-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-307\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Look.  Der&#39;s a fedder stuck in my nosstrull.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is what happens when my dogs haven&#8217;t had enough exercise and I decide to take five minutes to shower:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animules","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=304"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":365,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions\/365"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}