{"id":3029,"date":"2011-08-19T22:18:39","date_gmt":"2011-08-20T02:18:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=3029"},"modified":"2011-08-19T22:18:39","modified_gmt":"2011-08-20T02:18:39","slug":"einstein","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/08\/19\/einstein\/","title":{"rendered":"Einstein"},"content":{"rendered":"

Every four months I pretend that I’m not lactose intolerant\/gluten sensitive and I eat two huge pieces of pizza. And that act proves three things:<\/p>\n

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  1. I’m lactose intolerant.<\/li>\n
  2. I’m gluten sensitive.<\/li>\n
  3. I’m a dumbass.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Every four months I pretend that I’m not lactose intolerant\/gluten sensitive and I eat two huge pieces of pizza. And that act proves three things: I’m lactose intolerant. I’m gluten sensitive. I’m a dumbass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,14,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3029","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-first-world-problems","category-gluten-freek","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3029","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3029"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3029\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3031,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3029\/revisions\/3031"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}