{"id":3001,"date":"2011-08-14T21:33:39","date_gmt":"2011-08-15T01:33:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=3001"},"modified":"2011-08-14T21:33:39","modified_gmt":"2011-08-15T01:33:39","slug":"life-is-cruel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/08\/14\/life-is-cruel\/","title":{"rendered":"Life Is Cruel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to a potluck tonight, and I took<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3002\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3002\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/bobs-red-mill-gluten-free-brownie-mix.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3002\" title=\"bobs-red-mill-gluten-free-brownie-mix\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/bobs-red-mill-gluten-free-brownie-mix-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/bobs-red-mill-gluten-free-brownie-mix-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/bobs-red-mill-gluten-free-brownie-mix-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/bobs-red-mill-gluten-free-brownie-mix.jpeg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3002\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Bob&#39;s Red Mill gluten-free brownies.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Someone else brought<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3003\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3003\" style=\"width: 180px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Ghirardelli.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3003\" title=\"Ghirardelli\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Ghirardelli.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Ghirardelli.jpeg 180w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Ghirardelli-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 180px) 100vw, 180px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3003\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ghirardelli glutenful brownies, with extra gluten.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Guess which were magical, and which were tolerable until you ate the others and then they just tasted like sadness.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to a potluck tonight, and I took Someone else brought Guess which were magical, and which were tolerable until you ate the others and then they just tasted like sadness.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3001","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cookin","category-gluten-freek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3001","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3001"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3001\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3005,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3001\/revisions\/3005"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}