{"id":28,"date":"2009-08-26T00:47:47","date_gmt":"2009-08-26T00:47:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=28"},"modified":"2010-01-08T21:56:32","modified_gmt":"2010-01-09T02:56:32","slug":"my-father","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/26\/my-father\/","title":{"rendered":"My Father"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two nights ago&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Dad:  I just wanted to call and wish you &#8216;Happy Birthday&#8217; for tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>Me:  Tomorrow&#8217;s not my birthday.<\/p>\n<p>Dad:  What day were you born?<\/p>\n<p>Me:  *September* 24.<\/p>\n<p>Dad:  Well, I guess I&#8217;m the first to wish you a happy birthday this year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two nights ago&#8230;. Dad: I just wanted to call and wish you &#8216;Happy Birthday&#8217; for tomorrow. Me: Tomorrow&#8217;s not my birthday. Dad: What day were you born? Me: *September* 24. Dad: Well, I guess I&#8217;m the first to wish you a happy birthday this year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fambly","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":482,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions\/482"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}