{"id":2796,"date":"2011-07-04T12:02:15","date_gmt":"2011-07-04T16:02:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=2796"},"modified":"2011-07-04T12:02:15","modified_gmt":"2011-07-04T16:02:15","slug":"what-violet-and-redford-did-on-summer-vacation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/07\/04\/what-violet-and-redford-did-on-summer-vacation\/","title":{"rendered":"What Violet and Redford Did on Summer Vacation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Violet and Redford (or, as my 19-month-old niece calls them, Bye-dit and Redbud) just got back from a big journey. Wanna hear about it? I don&#8217;t care! I&#8217;m going to tell you anyway!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2797\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2797\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5033.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2797\" title=\"IMG_5033\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5033-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5033-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5033-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2797\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">They rode in the car.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2800\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2800\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5032.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2800\" title=\"IMG_5032\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5032-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5032-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5032-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2800\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">They stayed in a motel. (Redford nibbles on blankets when he&#39;s nervous.)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2801\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2801\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5052.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2801\" title=\"IMG_5052\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5052-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5052-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5052-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2801\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Redford romped on the beach.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2802\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2802\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5046.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2802\" title=\"IMG_5046\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5046-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5046-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5046-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2802\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Because of her bum knee, Violet had to stay on the leash, so she contented herself with digging holes...<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2803\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2803\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5044.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2803\" title=\"IMG_5044\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5044-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5044-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5044-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2803\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">...which gave her a sandy nose.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2804\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2804\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5131.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2804\" title=\"IMG_5131\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5131-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5131-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5131-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2804\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">They chilled on the beach and watched the sun set.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2805\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2805\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5170.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2805\" title=\"IMG_5170\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5170-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5170-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5170-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2805\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">But mostly, they rode in the car.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2806\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2806\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5176.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2806\" title=\"IMG_5176\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5176-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5176-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5176-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2806\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Which Redford did not enjoy.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2807\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2807\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5183.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2807\" title=\"IMG_5183\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5183-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5183-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5183-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2807\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">At all.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2808\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2808\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5177.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2808\" title=\"IMG_5177\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5177-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5177-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5177-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2808\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Not even a little bit.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2809\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2809\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5192.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2809\" title=\"IMG_5192\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5192-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5192-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_5192-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2809\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Poor little Redford. I hope the romps on the beach made up for it.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Violet and Redford (or, as my 19-month-old niece calls them, Bye-dit and Redbud) just got back from a big journey. Wanna hear about it? I don&#8217;t care! 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