{"id":2710,"date":"2011-06-19T14:32:07","date_gmt":"2011-06-19T18:32:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=2710"},"modified":"2011-06-20T09:09:05","modified_gmt":"2011-06-20T13:09:05","slug":"you-dog-blasted-ornery-no-account-varmint","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/06\/19\/you-dog-blasted-ornery-no-account-varmint\/","title":{"rendered":"You Dog-Blasted Ornery No-Account Varmint"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Violet&#8217;s been on Trazodone for a long time now to keep her calm while <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=2472\">the knee heals<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>(By the way, I went to my vet on Thursday. &#8220;No, it&#8217;s not normal for her to be limping still. Call the vet school.&#8221; I called the vet school. &#8220;We&#8217;re closed Thursday and Friday to move to our new facility.&#8221;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2712\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2712\" style=\"width: 139px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Yosemite-Sam.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2712\" title=\"Yosemite Sam\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Yosemite-Sam.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"139\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2712\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Rattin rittin hittin bloatsum!)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>You may remember when I <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=2175\">tried to switch to Benadryl<\/a> for a day. Fail.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, she&#8217;s been tranq&#8217;ed up for months. Yesterday, I ran out of peanut butter to smear on the pills, and I was gonna go to the grocery store, but then I didn&#8217;t, and then I forgot to give her her quaaludes. Guess what happened.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2711\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2711\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Photo-10.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2711\" title=\"Photo 10\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Photo-10-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Photo-10-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Photo-10.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2711\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Those were prescription sunglasses.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>This morning, I tossed her pills in ranch dressing, and she slurped &#8217;em down. Wish I&#8217;d thought of that yesterday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Violet&#8217;s been on Trazodone for a long time now to keep her calm while the knee heals. (By the way, I went to my vet on Thursday. &#8220;No, it&#8217;s not normal for her to be limping still. Call the vet school.&#8221; I called the vet school. &#8220;We&#8217;re closed Thursday and Friday to move to our &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/06\/19\/you-dog-blasted-ornery-no-account-varmint\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">You Dog-Blasted Ornery No-Account Varmint<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2710","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animules","category-first-world-problems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2710","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2710"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2710\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2717,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2710\/revisions\/2717"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}