{"id":2642,"date":"2011-06-06T22:09:19","date_gmt":"2011-06-07T02:09:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=2642"},"modified":"2011-06-06T22:09:19","modified_gmt":"2011-06-07T02:09:19","slug":"shit-paul-says-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/06\/06\/shit-paul-says-part-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Shit Paul Says, Part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, Paul wrote a <a href=\"http:\/\/crossfitpaul.com\/2011\/06\/06\/would-you-like-for-me-to-call-for-help\/\">blog post<\/a> in which he noted that Ms. Scott was not in attendance at the gym.<\/p>\n<p>I commented: <em>Ms. Scott was riding the Intimidator at Carowinds.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>He replied: <em>Happy to hear that you took it out of the nightstand drawer, but surprised you made it through Carowinds&#8217; security check.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, Paul wrote a blog post in which he noted that Ms. Scott was not in attendance at the gym. I commented: Ms. Scott was riding the Intimidator at Carowinds. He replied: Happy to hear that you took it out of the nightstand drawer, but surprised you made it through Carowinds&#8217; security check.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shit-paul-says"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2642"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2642\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2643,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2642\/revisions\/2643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}