{"id":2622,"date":"2011-06-03T07:25:30","date_gmt":"2011-06-03T11:25:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=2622"},"modified":"2011-06-03T07:25:30","modified_gmt":"2011-06-03T11:25:30","slug":"guess-whos-four-years-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/06\/03\/guess-whos-four-years-old\/","title":{"rendered":"Guess Who&#8217;s Four Years Old"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_2623\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2623\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/IMG_4401.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2623\" title=\"IMG_4401\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/IMG_4401-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/IMG_4401-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/IMG_4401-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2623\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I cover the couches in my house, so they don&#39;t get dog hair and dirt and whatnot on them. Violet always carefully removes the couch coverings<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2624\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2624\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/IMG_4408.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2624\" title=\"IMG_4408\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/IMG_4408-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/IMG_4408-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/IMG_4408-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2624\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">before she lies down.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Happy birthday, my delicate flower! I love you so much!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy birthday, my delicate flower! I love you so much!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2622","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animules"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2622","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2622"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2622\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2633,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2622\/revisions\/2633"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}