…at which point, friend Deborah listed the various and sundry things she and her wife had already accomplished that morning.<\/p>\n
I felt compelled to respond that I hadn’t been sitting on my ass:<\/p>\n
I cooked breakfast (eggs, sweet potato home fries, and garlic scapes), walked Redford 2 miles to the gym<\/a>, did planks and ring dips and squat cleans, walked Redford 2 miles back from the gym, and tried to start my new mower<\/a>. Stupid fucking thing! I’ma put my foot through somebody’s ribcage! I hate gas mowers! Now I’m going to Home Depot to buy some engine starting fluid<\/a>. And some mulch. That means I’ll have to mulch. Dammit. In addition, there’s grocery shopping, paying bills, and doing laundry on the list. Who can’t my to-do list include eating ice cream and having sex?<\/em><\/p>\n Deborah, wise woman that she is, recommended putting those last two on the list and seeing what happened.<\/p>\n Of the two, I managed only one.<\/p>\n But 50% success rate is not bad! If I can do half of whatever’s on my list, maybe I just need to make a better list!<\/p>\n What should I put on my to-do list for tomorrow, Avid Bruxistists?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A couple weeks ago, I was complaining on Facebook that I was uninspired by my prospects for the day: Of all the things on my to-do list today, let’s see…yep, I want to do not a damn one of them. …at which point, friend Deborah listed the various and sundry things she and her wife … Continue reading Put It on the List<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2606,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,12,6,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2605","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cookin","category-liftin-heavy-objects-over-ma-head","category-random","category-the-estate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2605","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2605"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2605\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7198,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2605\/revisions\/7198"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2606"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2605"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2605"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2605"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Photo-7-300x225.jpg\" "\\"Photo")
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