It’s the Wednesday of End-of-Grade test week. But it’s not May 20.<\/p>\n
In 2009, Wednesday of EOG week was May 20. May 20 will be on a Wednesday again in 2015. And then in 2020, 2026, 2037, 2043<\/em>… Assuming I live to be 100, will I remember in 2076? Will I even remember after I stop administering the EOGs?<\/p>\n I don’t know, but this year the anniversary is just the Wednesday of EOGs.<\/p>\n Because for some reason my grief is tied not to the date but to the day, to the midweek fatigue, and to the drone of my own voice: “Today you will take the End-of-Grade Mathematics—Calculator Active test. Make sure your pencils are #2 and are sharpened. Choose the best answer from the choices provided, and darken the circle that matches your choice on your answer sheet.”<\/p>\n Also to the sense memory of those first days of the year when my lip beads with sweat just picking up a bag of Purina out of my car, the itch of those new mosquito bites and spots of poison ivy, the wafts of honeysuckle.<\/p>\n I went home from work that Wednesday, May 20, and saw the pile of recycling I’d left in the driveway. “I’ll have to go to the dump when we get back from our hike,” I thought, but of course I wouldn’t get back until almost 9:00pm.<\/p>\n Six hours later, at 3:00am, I woke up and started to write. I went to school on Thursday pressing a cold, damp washcloth to my bloodshot eyes every time something started bubbling up, and administered the last day of the EOGs. “My allergies are acting up,” I told the kids. Then I left when they went out for recess, and I didn’t return until the following Monday.<\/p>\n I can’t say his death was in vain because it’s the reason I started writing this blog, and writing this blog has given me my life. But I also can’t say I wouldn’t give it up if it meant having him back.<\/p>\n Thursday, May 21, 2009, 3:00am<\/em><\/p>\n Dear Boone,<\/em><\/p>\n You spent your early childhood roaming a recycling center in Durham, when somebody decided that you, emaciated and full of worms, were worth rescuing. St. Francis Animal Hospital fed and treated you, caged you during the week, and fostered you out on the weekends. Soon some couple adopted you\u2014of course they did! You were a handsome little brindle with a dopey head tilt. <\/em><\/p>\n When the woman called to say her boyfriend left and she couldn\u2019t take care of you on her own, St. Francis told her to bring you back and found you emaciated. And full of worms. You soon were back to your routine: weekdays in the kennel at St. F, occasional days at Sunny Acres paid for out-of-pocket by the rescue lady, and most weekends with your foster mom, who was training for an Iron Man triathlon and would bring you to Northgate Park Dog Park after her training runs. I don\u2019t know\u2014she probably could\u2019ve taken you on most of those; your legs came from the greyhound side of your family, and you were fast and energetic, if your gait was a little goofy. <\/em><\/p>\n But I\u2019m glad she didn\u2019t because then I might not have met you. You and Violet were fast friends, and your foster mom opened the conversation with, \u201cThey play so well together.\u201d I had to agree, and she added, \u201cI\u2019m his foster mom. Are you looking for another dog?\u201d No. I wasn\u2019t. Adopting Violet had been the best decision of my adult life, but TWO? The food, the poop, the vet bills, the noise. No thank you. Except yes thank you. Not that day. The next weekend, when we met again at the dog park, and yes thank you, every day after that when I couldn\u2019t stop thinking about you. And yes thank you, when the rescue lady brought you over to my house for a try-out. Oh, well, you couldn\u2019t eat that much, right? Right?<\/em><\/p>\n Oh.<\/em><\/p>\n And the vet bills wouldn\u2019t be that much, right? Except the occasional trip to the emergency vet on a Sunday to get you stitched up, and the occasional trip to the regular vet two days later when you\u2019d romped enough to rip the stitches out. Or when you chewed through your Elizabethan collar\u2014I found it hanging like a clown\u2019s tie around your neck\u2014and pulled out your staples. <\/em><\/p>\n We had a great life, the three of us. We went up to Cuttyhunk, and you got to experience a freedom impossible on the busy mainland. You galumphed down the beaches, rustled the bayberry, almost killed that gimpy duck before I waded in in my socks and shoes and released him to his miserable life. I think all three of us might have been disappointed at the Darwinism interrupted. Trips up the mountain to Cove Creek meant romps on Swift\u2019s Hill. Mmm, deer poop. Mostly we just hung out here in Hillsborough, where Occoneechee Mountain was a mile away. <\/em><\/p>\n My barometer of whether you\u2019d gotten enough exercise: did you harass the cat in the evening? An hour\u2019s hike every day (I\u2019d do three miles, you and Violet probably nine), plus yard time and wrestling with Violet: you\u2019d lift your giant pit bull head off the couch and your eyes would follow Maxwell as he slinked tauntingly through the living room. An hour-and-twenty-minute leash walk: you\u2019d bolt off the couch and pin that poor 16-year-old cat every time. The dog park could sometimes satiate you too, though you had that troublesome habit of fixating on a dog, which to me was clearly a co-dependent sort of love, but to the dog\u2019s owner looked like you were just holding it down by the neck. You loved hiking. Hiking was the best. You\u2019d take off after squirrels and whatnot, but you knew who had the treats and, unlike your sister, who would run by my outstretched palm without a cursory glance if it meant another minute of freedom, you never took off for more than 10 minutes. It was probably that sense memory of being emaciated, and full of worms, that kept you close to a reliable source of hot dogs.<\/em><\/p>\n So yesterday, when neither of you came back, I started to worry. Four hours later, when I was achy from all the mileage, hoarse from calling your names, and parched from crying, Violet came bursting out of the woods and gobbled the Subway sandwich Laura had gotten for me. I was so relieved. I was sure you\u2019d be right behind her. Instead, Animal Control showed up, with your bullet-riddled carcass in one of the hatches, with a report that you\u2019d been trying to eat some guy\u2019s chickens. Of course you were! It was 7:45, and you eat at 6:15 sharp.<\/em><\/p>\n Maybe I could have walked a little faster, shouted a little louder, and I would have found you in time. I suppose I could\u2019ve kept you on the leash, like I was supposed to, but that would\u2019ve made us both miserable.<\/em><\/p>\n Erik and I buried you in the yard, and I\u2019m going to plant a garden on your grave, so I\u2019ll have a place to go and remember you. Not that I need a place. You\u2019re everywhere. You\u2019re in my mangled left clog, which I left on the floor a little too long. That confused you. Chew toys were left on the floor. My fault. You\u2019re in the food bowl, which you would sit before, trembling with anticipation at the bounty inside, and then snorf and lick clean at my signal. I can hear you, when I\u2019d come home from work and you and Violet would wake up and do your yoga, your yawn a giant \u201cAaaaaaaaaah-oooooooooo.\u201d I can feel your forelegs and big triangle-head draped on my thigh, pinning me to the couch. I can see you playing Smackdown with your sister, with your mean-face on but that traitorous tail wagging joyously behind you. <\/em><\/p>\n Violet doesn\u2019t have your rarely-heard, big, houndy bark, \u201cWhoa, whoa, whoa!\u201d And she doesn\u2019t smack her lips apart when going for a treat. And she doesn\u2019t shit on command or in convenient locations like you did. She insists on having her belly rubbed, whereas you were content with any body-to-body contact. She\u2019s not laid-back like you, doesn\u2019t trust strangers, and is petrified of children, the smaller, the more frightening. She doesn\u2019t sleep with her back legs straight up under her chin.<\/em><\/p>\n There are many great qualities that she has that you didn\u2019t, of course, and many of them are written above. She sounds the alarm at strangers. She\u2019s insistently affectionate. She doesn\u2019t steal food off the counter. She sleeps in a little pit-bull ball. She\u2019s smart and can sense danger. And most of all, she\u2019s still here. Thank god she\u2019s still here.<\/em><\/p>\n I\u2019m going to miss you, Boonie. I loved you like crazy. I was already in a tailspin from breaking up with Jay and from the wrenchingly beautiful birth of Annabelle, the juxtaposition of pure elation with the concern of being nearly 34 and not having any prospect of having a baby of my own. I was circling the bowl when the universe flushed. And I\u2019m drowning.<\/em><\/p>\n Much love, I read this letter now, and it feels clunky. I want to change words, transpose phrases, omit and amend. But it was my truth on May 21, 2009, at three o’clock in the morning, so I’ll leave it be.<\/p>\n It’s the Wednesday of EOGs, Boonie. I hate this day. It’s the Wednesday of End-of-Grade test week. But it’s not May 20. In 2009, Wednesday of EOG week was May 20. May 20 will be on a Wednesday again in 2015. And then in 2020, 2026, 2037, 2043… Assuming I live to be 100, will I remember in 2076? 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