{"id":2484,"date":"2011-05-09T21:14:50","date_gmt":"2011-05-10T01:14:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=2484"},"modified":"2011-05-09T21:15:33","modified_gmt":"2011-05-10T01:15:33","slug":"shit-paul-says-part-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/09\/shit-paul-says-part-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Shit Paul Says, Part 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I <em>finally<\/em> strung the double-unders together. I just slowed down and got 30 in a row, no problem. I didn&#8217;t have the energy to go fast. Slow down. That&#8217;s what every man I&#8217;ve ever slept with has told me, and what do you know? It works with double-unders too.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I finally strung the double-unders together. I just slowed down and got 30 in a row, no problem. I didn&#8217;t have the energy to go fast. Slow down. That&#8217;s what every man I&#8217;ve ever slept with has told me, and what do you know? It works with double-unders too.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-liftin-heavy-objects-over-ma-head","category-shit-paul-says"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2484","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2484"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2484\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2487,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2484\/revisions\/2487"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}