{"id":2410,"date":"2011-04-28T22:44:08","date_gmt":"2011-04-29T02:44:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=2410"},"modified":"2011-04-28T22:44:08","modified_gmt":"2011-04-29T02:44:08","slug":"well-hello-there-old-friend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/28\/well-hello-there-old-friend\/","title":{"rendered":"Well, Hello There, Old Friend!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had to switch back to the old theme (probably only temporarily) because turns out, I&#8217;m a terrible computer hacker. I can&#8217;t for the life of me figure out how to put &#8220;previous post&#8221; and &#8220;next post&#8221; buttons on that new, stupid theme. Why would a blog theme not come with that feature installed?! Stupid theme.<\/p>\n<p>But! Things I&#8217;ve learned by attempting to be a computer hacker:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Using google and youtube, you can learn nearly everything ever from everywhere. (Except how to get your Previous\/Next Post plug-in to work.)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>OK, that&#8217;s just one thing. But it was a big thing. I did way more than I thought I could. And if I knew WHERE THE HELL to paste the code that the trouble-shooting sites tell me to paste, I think I could be total web ninja.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had to switch back to the old theme (probably only temporarily) because turns out, I&#8217;m a terrible computer hacker. I can&#8217;t for the life of me figure out how to put &#8220;previous post&#8221; and &#8220;next post&#8221; buttons on that new, stupid theme. Why would a blog theme not come with that feature installed?! Stupid &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/28\/well-hello-there-old-friend\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Well, Hello There, Old Friend!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2410","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2410","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2410"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2410\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2411,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2410\/revisions\/2411"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}