{"id":2254,"date":"2011-03-26T22:49:23","date_gmt":"2011-03-27T02:49:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=2254"},"modified":"2011-03-26T22:50:33","modified_gmt":"2011-03-27T02:50:33","slug":"cover-it-in-chocolate-and-a-miracle-or-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/26\/cover-it-in-chocolate-and-a-miracle-or-two\/","title":{"rendered":"Cover It in Chocolate and a Miracle or Two"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve been eating like crazy<\/em> for the past week. I mean, I’ve found myself totally full and completely physiologically sated after having eaten fruit, vegetables, nuts, eggs, meat—real whole foods, you know?—but walking myself directly to the vending machine to buy a Three Musketeers after I dismiss the kids.<\/p>\n

I don’t even like Three Musketeers. Has there ever been a more boring candy bar?<\/p>\n

But I just can’t help myself. My job is so stressful.<\/p>\n

Tonight I found myself at an ersatz wedding reception, recreationally eating Peanut M&Ms. Well, I guess recreationally is the only way you can eat M&Ms. Unless you were that dude from “127 Hours” and your arm was caught under a boulder for a few days. Then if you had some M&Ms, you’d eat them for survival.<\/p>\n

Not the point.<\/em><\/p>\n

The point is, I was NOT hungry. I had already had my daily allotment of sugar (emphasis on lot<\/em>). But I didn’t know that many people at the party. And so I just kept popping those little bastards in my mouth.<\/p>\n

I simply must learn some alternate strategies to deal with uncomfortable emotions. That, or commit myself to an institution.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’ve been eating like crazy for the past week. I mean, I’ve found myself totally full and completely physiologically sated after having eaten fruit, vegetables, nuts, eggs, meat—real whole foods, you know?—but walking myself directly to the vending machine to buy a Three Musketeers after I dismiss the kids. I don’t even like Three Musketeers. … Continue reading Cover It in Chocolate and a Miracle or Two<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2254","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-call-me-crazy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2254","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2254"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2254\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2256,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2254\/revisions\/2256"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}