{"id":225,"date":"2009-11-08T22:45:35","date_gmt":"2009-11-08T22:45:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=225"},"modified":"2010-01-08T21:48:52","modified_gmt":"2010-01-09T02:48:52","slug":"noted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/08\/noted\/","title":{"rendered":"Noted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, my nephew was unsatisfied with his solitary scoop of ice cream for dessert.<\/p>\n<p>Him (to his mother, in a very grumpy tone, with a very grumpy face):\u00a0 You know what I would appweethiate?\u00a0 I would appweethiate it if you got me thome mo dethort!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, my nephew was unsatisfied with his solitary scoop of ice cream for dessert. Him (to his mother, in a very grumpy tone, with a very grumpy face):\u00a0 You know what I would appweethiate?\u00a0 I would appweethiate it if you got me thome mo dethort!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-225","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fambly","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=225"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":446,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225\/revisions\/446"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}