Wanna know how cool I am?\u00a0 Friday night, I stayed out until MIDNIGHT.\u00a0 That’s right, the MIDDLE of the NIGHT.\u00a0 And I’m 34!<\/p>\n
Well, by Saturday night, I was so full of myself that I was PARTYING in RALEIGH until 3:00AM.\u00a0 OK, “partying” might be too strong a word…more like standing around at a bar eating cheese fries and watching the freaks go by…but I got home at 3:00am!\u00a0 Then my phone rang…?<\/p>\n
My sister:\u00a0 Hi.<\/p>\n
Me:\u00a0 HI!<\/p>\n
My sister:\u00a0 Why do you sound so awake?<\/p>\n
Me:\u00a0 Because I am awake.<\/p>\n
My sister:\u00a0 Were you already awake, or did you just wake up really fast?<\/p>\n
Me (proudly):\u00a0 I’m STILL awake because I just got home!<\/p>\n
My sister:\u00a0 Well, can you stay awake a little longer?<\/p>\n
Me:\u00a0 Sure.\u00a0 Why?<\/p>\n
My sister:\u00a0 Because my water just broke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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