{"id":2090,"date":"2011-02-27T10:22:08","date_gmt":"2011-02-27T15:22:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=2090"},"modified":"2011-02-27T10:22:08","modified_gmt":"2011-02-27T15:22:08","slug":"your-moms-friend-should-join-the-circus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/02\/27\/your-moms-friend-should-join-the-circus\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Mom&#8217;s Friend Should Join the Circus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just remembered this interaction from a couple weeks ago.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=1535\">Taylor<\/a>: <em>My mom&#8217;s friend, she smokes, and she can make smoke come out her ears and her eyes.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Me: (quizzical look)<\/p>\n<p>Taylor: <em>Oh, wait, no, it was her nose.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just remembered this interaction from a couple weeks ago. Taylor: My mom&#8217;s friend, she smokes, and she can make smoke come out her ears and her eyes. Me: (quizzical look) Taylor: Oh, wait, no, it was her nose.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2090","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teaching"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2090","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2090"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2090\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2092,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2090\/revisions\/2092"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2090"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2090"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2090"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}