{"id":2045,"date":"2011-02-15T20:21:46","date_gmt":"2011-02-16T01:21:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=2045"},"modified":"2011-02-15T20:21:46","modified_gmt":"2011-02-16T01:21:46","slug":"how-did-i-not-know-about-kale-until-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/02\/15\/how-did-i-not-know-about-kale-until-now\/","title":{"rendered":"How Did I Not Know About Kale Until Now?"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_2046\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2046\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4441.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2046\" title=\"IMG_4441\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4441-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4441-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4441-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2046\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sauteed shrimp, with a side of crispy baked kale.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Not a side of <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=1758\">sadness<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I ate a whole bunch of kale. And I don&#8217;t mean &#8220;a whole bunch&#8221;, like &#8220;a lot&#8221;. I mean a whole BUNCH of kale. When you buy a bunch of kale at the grocery store, how many people is that supposed to feed?<\/p>\n<p>Actually, who cares? It was delicious. I dropped some on the kitchen floor and shouted, &#8220;Five second rule!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And I live alone.<\/p>\n<p>In related news, I broke my heart<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2047\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2047\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4440.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2047\" title=\"IMG_4440\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4440-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4440-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4440-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2047\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">-covered mug.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not a side of sadness. I ate a whole bunch of kale. And I don&#8217;t mean &#8220;a whole bunch&#8221;, like &#8220;a lot&#8221;. I mean a whole BUNCH of kale. When you buy a bunch of kale at the grocery store, how many people is that supposed to feed? Actually, who cares? It was delicious. I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/02\/15\/how-did-i-not-know-about-kale-until-now\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">How Did I Not Know About Kale Until Now?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,5,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2045","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cookin","category-dating","category-gluten-freek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2045","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2045"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2045\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2049,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2045\/revisions\/2049"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}