{"id":2034,"date":"2011-02-14T19:59:59","date_gmt":"2011-02-15T00:59:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=2034"},"modified":"2011-02-14T19:59:59","modified_gmt":"2011-02-15T00:59:59","slug":"my-baby-is-hurting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/02\/14\/my-baby-is-hurting\/","title":{"rendered":"My Baby Is Hurting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And it&#8217;s making me hurt.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2035\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2035\" style=\"width: 224px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4413.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2035\" title=\"IMG_4413\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4413-e1297730302378-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4413-e1297730302378-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4413-e1297730302378-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4413-e1297730302378.jpg 1704w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2035\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">She&#39;s shaved.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2036\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2036\" style=\"width: 224px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4416.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2036\" title=\"IMG_4416\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4416-e1297730380923-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4416-e1297730380923-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4416-e1297730380923-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4416-e1297730380923.jpg 1704w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2036\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">And swollen.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2037\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2037\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4415.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2037\" title=\"IMG_4415\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4415-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4415-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4415-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2037\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">And wine-red bruised.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2038\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2038\" style=\"width: 224px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4431.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2038\" title=\"IMG_4431\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4431-e1297730767254-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4431-e1297730767254-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4431-e1297730767254-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4431-e1297730767254.jpg 1704w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2038\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">And sutured. (Seriously, who did these stitches? Dr. Frankenstein?)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2039\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2039\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4418.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2039\" title=\"IMG_4418\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4418-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4418-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4418-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2039\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">And, worst of all, humiliated.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2040\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2040\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4421.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2040\" title=\"IMG_4421\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4421-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4421-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4421-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2040\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">No, I mean, really humiliated.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2041\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2041\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4423.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2041\" title=\"IMG_4423\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4423-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4423-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4423-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2041\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Seriously, y&#39;all.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry, Violet!<\/p>\n<p>Worst: no walks, no wrestling, no nothing&#8212;just going out to go potty FOR A MONTH. Week 5, I can walk her for five minutes twice a day. Week 6, ten minutes. Etc.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been vexed by how to get Redford enough exercise during the day so he won&#8217;t harass Violet and tear up her bionic knee at night. I tried doggy day care for two days last week, but it was expensive, and he wasn&#8217;t even tired when he got home.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, Theresa, my friend&#8217;s mom and my neighbor, offered to watch Redford during the day while Violet&#8217;s recovering. We tried it today.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2042\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2042\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4436.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2042\" title=\"IMG_4436\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4436-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4436-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4436-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2042\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">That seems like it&#39;s going to work.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And it&#8217;s making me hurt. I&#8217;m sorry, Violet! Worst: no walks, no wrestling, no nothing&#8212;just going out to go potty FOR A MONTH. Week 5, I can walk her for five minutes twice a day. Week 6, ten minutes. Etc. I&#8217;ve been vexed by how to get Redford enough exercise during the day so he &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/02\/14\/my-baby-is-hurting\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My Baby Is Hurting<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2034","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animules"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2034","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2034"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2034\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2044,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2034\/revisions\/2044"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2034"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2034"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2034"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}