{"id":2000,"date":"2011-02-07T19:46:49","date_gmt":"2011-02-08T00:46:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=2000"},"modified":"2011-02-07T19:46:49","modified_gmt":"2011-02-08T00:46:49","slug":"whats-that-you-ask","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/02\/07\/whats-that-you-ask\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;What&#8217;s That?&#8221; You Ask"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why, that would be<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2001\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2001\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4399.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2001\" title=\"IMG_4399\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4399-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4399-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_4399-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2001\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">braised cube steak with orange zest and sauteed onions, and a side of sauteed brussel sprouts.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><em>That I cooked.<\/em> As my 21-month-old niece would say, deeYISHus!<\/p>\n<p>Now, do those two foods go together in the gastronomic sense?<\/p>\n<p>I know not. I care not.<\/p>\n<p>And did this dinner give me the toots?<\/p>\n<p>Yes. Yes, it did.<\/p>\n<p>But whatever, y&#8217;all. I&#8217;m cooking! Turns out, all you have to do is <em>get a recipe<\/em> and <em>do the things in the recipe<\/em>. That&#8217;s it. (Were it that simple with finding a boyfriend!)<\/p>\n<p>Another thing I&#8217;m learning: you folks who cook things, you wipe down your stoves every day, don&#8217;t you? Every day. That part sucks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why, that would be That I cooked. As my 21-month-old niece would say, deeYISHus! Now, do those two foods go together in the gastronomic sense? I know not. I care not. And did this dinner give me the toots? Yes. Yes, it did. But whatever, y&#8217;all. I&#8217;m cooking! Turns out, all you have to do &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/02\/07\/whats-that-you-ask\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;What&#8217;s That?&#8221; You Ask<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2000","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cookin","category-gluten-freek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2000","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2000"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2000\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2005,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2000\/revisions\/2005"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}