I did a sleep study at UNC Hospitals Sunday night (more on that later).\u00a0 I was talking with my friend Erika about the ideal outcome of it.<\/p>\n
Me: I hope they say, “You have a very rare condition called blah blah blah, but it’s easily treated.”<\/p>\n
Erika:\u00a0 With a pill.<\/p>\n
Me:\u00a0 That comes in a generic.<\/p>\n
Erika:\u00a0 That you only have to take once a year.<\/p>\n
Me: The only side effect is weight loss.<\/p>\n
When in reality, they’ll probably say, “We don’t know what’s wrong with you. Go do some yoga.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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