{"id":188,"date":"2009-10-19T23:15:10","date_gmt":"2009-10-19T23:15:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=188"},"modified":"2010-01-08T21:50:50","modified_gmt":"2010-01-09T02:50:50","slug":"dear-violet-part-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/19\/dear-violet-part-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Violet, Part 3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Violet,<\/p>\n<p>You know that I know that you know that I know that you&#8217;ve been sleeping in my bed while I&#8217;m at work.\u00a0 Come now, I&#8217;m not that dirty.\u00a0 I also don&#8217;t tend to put shoes on my bed.\u00a0 I especially don&#8217;t tend to put ONE flip-flop and ONE sneaker on my bed.\u00a0 So stop looking all yawny and waggy, with your ears back like &#8220;What?&#8221;, when you meet me in the kitchen when I get home.<\/p>\n<p>Love,<\/p>\n<p>Amy<\/p>\n<p>P.S.\u00a0 I love you anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Violet, You know that I know that you know that I know that you&#8217;ve been sleeping in my bed while I&#8217;m at work.\u00a0 Come now, I&#8217;m not that dirty.\u00a0 I also don&#8217;t tend to put shoes on my bed.\u00a0 I especially don&#8217;t tend to put ONE flip-flop and ONE sneaker on my bed.\u00a0 So &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/19\/dear-violet-part-3\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dear Violet, Part 3<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animules","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=188"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":461,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188\/revisions\/461"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}