{"id":1740,"date":"2010-12-30T10:23:30","date_gmt":"2010-12-30T15:23:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=1740"},"modified":"2010-12-30T10:23:30","modified_gmt":"2010-12-30T15:23:30","slug":"the-trouble-with-bananas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/30\/the-trouble-with-bananas\/","title":{"rendered":"The Trouble with Bananas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How I like bananas:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1742\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1742\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Banana-3.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1742\" title=\"Banana -3\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Banana-3-300x225.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Banana-3-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Banana-3.png 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1742\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">(2:03pm) No.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1743\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1743\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Banana-2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1743\" title=\"Banana -2\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Banana-2-300x225.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Banana-2-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Banana-2.png 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1743\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">(2:04pm) No.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1744\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1744\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Banana-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1744\" title=\"Banana -1\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Banana-1-300x225.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Banana-1-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Banana-1.png 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1744\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">(2:05pm) No.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1745\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1745\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Banana-0.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1745\" title=\"Banana 0\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Banana-0-300x225.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Banana-0-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Banana-0.png 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1745\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">(2:06pm) Yes!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1746\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1746\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Banana-11.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1746\" title=\"Banana 1\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Banana-11-300x225.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Banana-11-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Banana-11.png 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1746\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">(2:07pm) No--ick.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1747\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1747\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Banana-21.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1747\" title=\"Banana 2\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Banana-21-300x225.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Banana-21-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Banana-21.png 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1747\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">(2:08pm) Ewwwwwww.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1748\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1748\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Banana-31.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1748\" title=\"Banana 3\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Banana-31-300x225.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Banana-31-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Banana-31.png 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1748\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">(2:09pm) Blargh!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How I like bananas:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1740","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1740","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1740"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1740\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1750,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1740\/revisions\/1750"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}