{"id":1666,"date":"2010-12-18T15:00:59","date_gmt":"2010-12-18T20:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=1666"},"modified":"2010-12-18T15:00:59","modified_gmt":"2010-12-18T20:00:59","slug":"somebody-keep-me-off-pet-finder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/18\/somebody-keep-me-off-pet-finder\/","title":{"rendered":"Somebody Keep Me Off Pet-finder"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1667\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1667\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/IMG_4308.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1667\" title=\"IMG_4308\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/IMG_4308-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/IMG_4308-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/IMG_4308-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1667\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I don&#39;t understand people who don&#39;t want fifteen dogs.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1668\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1668\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/IMG_4311.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1668\" title=\"IMG_4311\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/IMG_4311-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/IMG_4311-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/IMG_4311-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1668\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Look at that cross-eyed dopiness, and tell me you don&#39;t want to smooch his face.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1669\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1669\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/IMG_4315.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1669\" title=\"IMG_4315\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/IMG_4315-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/IMG_4315-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/IMG_4315-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1669\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">My dogs are objectively beautiful.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1666","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animules"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1666","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1666"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1666\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1671,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1666\/revisions\/1671"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1666"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1666"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1666"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}