{"id":1594,"date":"2010-12-09T20:56:54","date_gmt":"2010-12-10T01:56:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=1594"},"modified":"2010-12-09T20:56:54","modified_gmt":"2010-12-10T01:56:54","slug":"like-a-skipping-hippo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/09\/like-a-skipping-hippo\/","title":{"rendered":"Like a Skipping Hippo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every week, a couple times a week, I text my friend, <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=1134\">Erika<\/a>, to see if she wants to have a doggy play-date. Her dog, Barley, is my dogs&#8217; best good friend. Today&#8217;s text conversation:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> Dogs?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Erika:<\/strong> Yesh!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> yippo!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Erika:<\/strong> Like a skipping hippo<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> who got a big tippo so he did a back flippo.<\/p>\n<p>If you don&#8217;t think she&#8217;s awesome, based solely on this interaction, I don&#8217;t think you and I can be friends.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every week, a couple times a week, I text my friend, Erika, to see if she wants to have a doggy play-date. Her dog, Barley, is my dogs&#8217; best good friend. Today&#8217;s text conversation: Me: Dogs? Erika: Yesh! Me: yippo! Erika: Like a skipping hippo Me: who got a big tippo so he did a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/09\/like-a-skipping-hippo\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Like a Skipping Hippo<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1594","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animules"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1594","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1594"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1594\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1595,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1594\/revisions\/1595"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1594"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1594"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1594"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}