{"id":1592,"date":"2010-12-09T17:27:39","date_gmt":"2010-12-09T22:27:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=1592"},"modified":"2010-12-09T17:27:39","modified_gmt":"2010-12-09T22:27:39","slug":"actual-conversation-i-had-with-my-dogs-just-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/09\/actual-conversation-i-had-with-my-dogs-just-now\/","title":{"rendered":"Actual Conversation I Had with My Dogs Just Now"},"content":{"rendered":"

“You guys…<\/p>\n

…are monkeys<\/em>.<\/p>\n

…You’re little monkeys!<\/p>\n

…You’re little, tiny monkeys.<\/p>\n

…Little, tiny<\/em> monkeys.<\/p>\n

…Are you little, tiny monkeys?”<\/p>\n

I need a boyfriend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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