This is my OKCupid Dating Persona:<\/p>\n
Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on a romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper<\/strong>.<\/em><\/p>\n You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You\u2019re a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it\u2019s likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You\u2019ve had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there\u2019ll be much more to come.<\/em><\/p>\n Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you\u2019re especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.<\/em><\/p>\n Your ideal match is someone who\u2019ll love you back with equal fire, and someone you\u2019ve grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you\u2019re drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.<\/em><\/p>\n I don’t know if I agree with all that.\u00a0 Loving, yes.\u00a0 Hopeful, eh.\u00a0 Open, not really.\u00a0 Also, I said specifically that I would not<\/span> like to carry on a long-distance relationship.\u00a0 I like that the robot thinks I’m genuinely sweet, and not saccharine, but I don’t get “sudden, ferocious crushes”.\u00a0 I wish I did.\u00a0 All in all, I don’t think I trust this quiz.<\/p>\n But maybe I’m just mad that my opposite<\/span> is The Stilleto: <\/strong>Deliberate Brutal Sex Master. <\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" This is my OKCupid Dating Persona: Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on a romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper. You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You\u2019re a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it\u2019s likely that the relationships you have … Continue reading The Window Shopper: Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=159"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1181,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159\/revisions\/1181"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}