{"id":1580,"date":"2010-12-07T19:45:18","date_gmt":"2010-12-08T00:45:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=1580"},"modified":"2010-12-07T19:45:18","modified_gmt":"2010-12-08T00:45:18","slug":"coincidence-i-think-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/07\/coincidence-i-think-not\/","title":{"rendered":"Coincidence? I Think Not"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The day I find out I&#8217;m not getting that 12% raise I worked so hard for, and was counting on, is the same day my grandpa sends me a pound of<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1581\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1581\" style=\"width: 260px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/almond+toffee.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1581\" title=\"almond+toffee\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/almond+toffee.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"260\" height=\"170\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1581\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Enstrom&#39;s Motherfucking Almond Toffee.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Merry Christmas, everybody. I&#8217;ll be over here twitching from the sugar overdose.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The day I find out I&#8217;m not getting that 12% raise I worked so hard for, and was counting on, is the same day my grandpa sends me a pound of Merry Christmas, everybody. I&#8217;ll be over here twitching from the sugar overdose.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-call-me-crazy","category-teaching"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1580","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1580"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1580\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1582,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1580\/revisions\/1582"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}