{"id":1544,"date":"2010-12-05T14:18:36","date_gmt":"2010-12-05T19:18:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=1544"},"modified":"2010-12-05T14:27:17","modified_gmt":"2010-12-05T19:27:17","slug":"its-so-bright-in-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/05\/its-so-bright-in-here\/","title":{"rendered":"It\u2019s So Bright in Here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In bed this morning, I stirred. Mistake. The dogs think that it&#8217;s time to get up when I stir. It&#8217;s not. Especially not today. My head was so cloudy. My eyelids seemed weighted. I raised my eyebrows to see if the momentum might make it a little easier to open my eyes. Nope.<\/p>\n<p>Feeling the thunk of Redford&#8217;s chin on the bed, I flopped an arm over and scratched his whiskers before tucking my hand back under the warm covers. Violet came in and did her morning shake. I could&#8217;ve stayed in bed all day.<\/p>\n<p>Because yes, I indulged this weekend. I threw caution to the wind and decided, I&#8217;m a grown-up, I can consume whatever I please.<\/p>\n<p>And now I&#8217;m hung over.<\/p>\n<p>Not from beer. No hard liquor for me. No champagne toasts.<\/p>\n<p>GLUTEN. That&#8217;s right: pita bread, lasagna soup, olive rolls. Mmmmmmm.<\/p>\n<p>(Worth it.)<\/p>\n<p>(Not worth it.)<\/p>\n<p>(Fighting with myself over whether it was worth it.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In bed this morning, I stirred. Mistake. The dogs think that it&#8217;s time to get up when I stir. It&#8217;s not. Especially not today. My head was so cloudy. My eyelids seemed weighted. I raised my eyebrows to see if the momentum might make it a little easier to open my eyes. Nope. Feeling the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/05\/its-so-bright-in-here\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">It\u2019s So Bright in Here<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1544","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gluten-freek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1544","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1544"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1544\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5963,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1544\/revisions\/5963"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}