{"id":1533,"date":"2010-12-04T12:32:12","date_gmt":"2010-12-04T17:32:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=1533"},"modified":"2010-12-05T14:20:45","modified_gmt":"2010-12-05T19:20:45","slug":"the-avid-bruxist-asks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/04\/the-avid-bruxist-asks\/","title":{"rendered":"The Avid Bruxist Asks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. How many strips of bacon is too many? In one sitting?<\/p>\n<p>(Please say <em>eleven<\/em>.)<\/p>\n<p>2. Would it be weird if I bought <em>myself<\/em> the Omaha Steaks gift package advertised in <em>Newsweek<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p>(Please say no.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. How many strips of bacon is too many? In one sitting? (Please say eleven.) 2. Would it be weird if I bought myself the Omaha Steaks gift package advertised in Newsweek? (Please say no.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ask-the-ab","category-call-me-crazy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1533","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1533"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1533\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1548,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1533\/revisions\/1548"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}