{"id":1530,"date":"2010-12-01T21:54:59","date_gmt":"2010-12-02T02:54:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=1530"},"modified":"2010-12-01T21:54:59","modified_gmt":"2010-12-02T02:54:59","slug":"dear-redford-part-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/01\/dear-redford-part-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Redford, Part 4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s late, and I&#8217;m tired, so this will be short. But you know how you run over to people when they&#8217;re standing, say, at the dog park or in a back yard? And if they reach down to give you a little scratch, you about-face and sit on their feet? On your right butt-cheek? And then how you tilt your head up and look straight at them and smile and pant? And if they lean close enough, you give &#8217;em a big smooch on the face?<\/p>\n<p>Yeah.<\/p>\n<p>Love,<\/p>\n<p>Amy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s late, and I&#8217;m tired, so this will be short. But you know how you run over to people when they&#8217;re standing, say, at the dog park or in a back yard? And if they reach down to give you a little scratch, you about-face and sit on their feet? On your right butt-cheek? And &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/01\/dear-redford-part-4\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dear Redford, Part 4<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animules"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1530","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1530"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1530\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1532,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1530\/revisions\/1532"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}