{"id":1507,"date":"2010-11-28T09:38:58","date_gmt":"2010-11-28T14:38:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=1507"},"modified":"2010-12-05T14:21:47","modified_gmt":"2010-12-05T19:21:47","slug":"for-all-my-gs-out-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2010\/11\/28\/for-all-my-gs-out-there\/","title":{"rendered":"For All My Gs Out There"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Gs” being gluten-freaks, of course.<\/p>\n

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Yes.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Yes! Even better than plain.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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No. Reader Margo makes a sublime gluten-free pancake. Unfortunately, to Namaste Foods, I have to say, "Namaste,"---no, I meant, "Yo nasty."<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Eh. Kinda mushy.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Nom nom nom.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Most Larabars are just nuts and dates mushed up together. All food, no unpronounceable ingredients.<\/p>\n

For your records:<\/p>\n

YES! Coconut (fave), lemon (second fave), tropical tart (third fave), PB&J, Cherry Pie, Cashew Cookie, PB Cookie, Cinnamon Roll, Carrot Cake<\/p>\n

NO! Apple Pie, Banana Bread, Ginger Snap, and any that try to be a candy bar: Jocalat Chocolate Hazelnut, Chocolate Coconut Chew, Chocolate Chip Brownie, Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough…blech!<\/p>\n

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All are scrumptious. However, the yogurt-covered ones are too sweet for breakfast.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Yes. Yes. Yes yes yes yes.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Gluten-free bread leaves something to be desired, mostly. I mean, I’ve never met a gluten-free baguette (and if I do, I’ma make sweet love to it). I miss it. The other day, my sister and I were at Costco, and I was enjoying what we call trailer-park tapas. That is, delightedly taking one of every sample they were passing out. One of those sample-handing-out angels had French bread—certainly not gluten-free—with butter, and I took it, oh yes I did. It was like magic in my mouth.<\/p>\n

So Food for Life’s Brown Rice Bread is no baguette, but toast it. Slap some butter on there. Slather in with peanut butter. Get my sister’s mother-in-law, Grandma Barbara, to give you some homemade blueberry jelly. Top it all with that, and oh my gah! Delish.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Gs” being gluten-freaks, of course. Most Larabars are just nuts and dates mushed up together. All food, no unpronounceable ingredients. For your records: YES! Coconut (fave), lemon (second fave), tropical tart (third fave), PB&J, Cherry Pie, Cashew Cookie, PB Cookie, Cinnamon Roll, Carrot Cake NO! Apple Pie, Banana Bread, Ginger Snap, and any that try … Continue reading For All My Gs Out There<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1507","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gluten-freek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1507","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1507"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1507\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1551,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1507\/revisions\/1551"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}