{"id":1291,"date":"2010-09-23T16:02:26","date_gmt":"2010-09-23T20:02:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=1291"},"modified":"2010-09-23T16:02:55","modified_gmt":"2010-09-23T20:02:55","slug":"hate-mail-for-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2010\/09\/23\/hate-mail-for-me\/","title":{"rendered":"You Hate Me! You Really Hate Me!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I got my first hate mail! Maybe soon I’ll be able to monetize the hate<\/a>!<\/p>\n

This particular hater, named “Really?”, hated my 2 Cents + 2 Cents =<\/a> post.<\/p>\n

I especially like the part about how he mentions that knows his comments are unsolicited and perhaps unwanted, but his thinks your profile may be selling yourself short. I can\u2019t think of a better way to say \u201cfuck you\u201d than to call him a douche and blog about it. Classy. I can\u2019t really imagine what brought him to comment on such a woe-is-me profile from someone clearly in a \u201cfuck-with-me-i-dare-you\u201d mood, but you sure put him in his place. I\u2019m sure you two will be the bestest of facebook friends.<\/em><\/p>\n

Hopefully you have a link to your blog on your profile so guys can \u201cWhoa whoa whoa, no\u201d before they even send you an email.<\/em><\/p>\n

My response:<\/p>\n

Yeah, \u201cReally?\u201d, the point of the post was that I was being an asshole. You didn\u2019t pick that up?<\/p>\n

But thanks for reiterating.<\/p>\n

For the record, my facebook friend got it. We still play Wordscraper. And you know what else is good news: if you don\u2019t like me, you don\u2019t have to ask me out on a date! I don\u2019t like you, so I won\u2019t ask you out on a date! Yay for both of us!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I got my first hate mail! Maybe soon I’ll be able to monetize the hate! This particular hater, named “Really?”, hated my 2 Cents + 2 Cents = post. I especially like the part about how he mentions that knows his comments are unsolicited and perhaps unwanted, but his thinks your profile may be selling … Continue reading You Hate Me! You Really Hate Me!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1291"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1291\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1293,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1291\/revisions\/1293"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}