Setting: Present Day/Kitchen
DOG-pit mix of approximately five years
DOG-pit mix of approximately three years
THE OWNER-middle-aged, single female
Curtain opens. Both DOGS sit by the door and look back and forth between THE OWNER and the treat jar.
THE OWNER: (indignant) You think I should give you a treat for just coming inside?!
THE OWNER: OK, I’ll give you a treat for just coming inside.