Wherein I pontificate about things that make me grind my teeth.
Kale!
Add your favorite kale recipe in the comments! We’ll all be pooping like champions!
6 thoughts on “Kale!”
I have a great kale recipe – you get yourself a cheeseburger, like from Five Guys, and then you put the kale on the side of the plate as a garnish. You eat your cheeseburger, then when you’re cleaning up, you scrape the kale into the kitchen trash can. Then let your dogs lick the rest of the now safely kale-free plate, and everybody wins.
i made PESTO with kale the other day and it was GOOD! find a pesto recipe (like this one: http://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/fresh_basil_pesto/) and substitute the basil for KALE! (i used KALE!, walnuts, olive oil, parmesan, salt and pepper, garlic.) YUM! AlSO! i made a smoothie the other day and … PUT KALE IN IT! annabelle told me (before i told her there was kale in it) that it was the most delicious smoothie she’d ever had. (i am not making this up. you can ask her.) (banana, greek yogurt, frozen strawberries, frozen blueberries, a little crangrape juice, AND KALE! a lot of it!)
I have a great kale recipe – you get yourself a cheeseburger, like from Five Guys, and then you put the kale on the side of the plate as a garnish. You eat your cheeseburger, then when you’re cleaning up, you scrape the kale into the kitchen trash can. Then let your dogs lick the rest of the now safely kale-free plate, and everybody wins.
Dan, you’re not going to poop like a champion with that attitude/regimen.
i made PESTO with kale the other day and it was GOOD! find a pesto recipe (like this one: http://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/fresh_basil_pesto/) and substitute the basil for KALE! (i used KALE!, walnuts, olive oil, parmesan, salt and pepper, garlic.) YUM! AlSO! i made a smoothie the other day and … PUT KALE IN IT! annabelle told me (before i told her there was kale in it) that it was the most delicious smoothie she’d ever had. (i am not making this up. you can ask her.) (banana, greek yogurt, frozen strawberries, frozen blueberries, a little crangrape juice, AND KALE! a lot of it!)
I want to eat all these things!
dan is funny! i like dan’s idea.
avid bruxist – did you whiten your teeth? they look extra shiny and bootiful. please don’t tell me it’s the kale.
Must be the kale! I haven’t whitened my teeth at all!