Home » Cookin' • What's Making Me Happy » Kale! Kale! By avidbruxist . In Cookin' What's Making Me Happy . On September 3, 2012 6 Comments Add your favorite kale recipe in the comments! We’ll all be pooping like champions! Tweet Written by admin View all posts by: avidbruxist 6 Responses to “Kale!” Dan says: September 3, 2012 I have a great kale recipe – you get yourself a cheeseburger, like from Five Guys, and then you put the kale on the side of the plate as a garnish. You eat your cheeseburger, then when you’re cleaning up, you scrape the kale into the kitchen trash can. Then let your dogs lick the rest of the now safely kale-free plate, and everybody wins. Reply avidbruxist says: September 3, 2012 Dan, you’re not going to poop like a champion with that attitude/regimen. Reply melissa says: September 3, 2012 i made PESTO with kale the other day and it was GOOD! find a pesto recipe (like this one: http://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/fresh_basil_pesto/) and substitute the basil for KALE! (i used KALE!, walnuts, olive oil, parmesan, salt and pepper, garlic.) YUM! AlSO! i made a smoothie the other day and … PUT KALE IN IT! annabelle told me (before i told her there was kale in it) that it was the most delicious smoothie she’d ever had. (i am not making this up. you can ask her.) (banana, greek yogurt, frozen strawberries, frozen blueberries, a little crangrape juice, AND KALE! a lot of it!) Reply avidbruxist says: September 3, 2012 I want to eat all these things! Reply erika says: September 3, 2012 dan is funny! i like dan’s idea. avid bruxist – did you whiten your teeth? they look extra shiny and bootiful. please don’t tell me it’s the kale. Reply avidbruxist says: September 3, 2012 Must be the kale! I haven’t whitened my teeth at all! Reply Leave a Reply Click here to cancel reply. Name (required) Mail (will not be published) (required) Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.