That’ll Work

Excellent evening at C & K‘s house:

  • Shooting hoops with their nearly-four-year-old, who was wearing a button on his shirt that said “Lesbian Mom”.
  • Sitting on the screened porch as the thunderstorm blew in.
  • Eating a hunk of cow, expertly marinated and grilled to bloody perfection by C.
  • Listening to dramatic readings of articles on “The Bachelor” from In Touch Weekly.

Favorite part: I was making up a little Mad Lib using an article about how Jennifer Aniston and Sandra Bullock bonded over their cheating husbands.

Me: Past participle.

K: Flossinged?