I did a sleep study at UNC Hospitals Sunday night (more on that later).  I was talking with my friend Erika about the ideal outcome of it.

Me: I hope they say, “You have a very rare condition called blah blah blah, but it’s easily treated.”

Erika:  With a pill.

Me:  That comes in a generic.

Erika:  That you only have to take once a year.

Me: The only side effect is weight loss.

When in reality, they’ll probably say, “We don’t know what’s wrong with you. Go do some yoga.”