I did a sleep study at UNC Hospitals Sunday night (more on that later). I was talking with my friend Erika about the ideal outcome of it.
Me: I hope they say, “You have a very rare condition called blah blah blah, but it’s easily treated.”
Erika: With a pill.
Me: That comes in a generic.
Erika: That you only have to take once a year.
Me: The only side effect is weight loss.
When in reality, they’ll probably say, “We don’t know what’s wrong with you. Go do some yoga.”